[intro] C#m7 F#7 D7 B7 C#m7 F#7 D7 B7 E [verse] C#m7 I'm sitting in the corner of my extra large couch F#7 With the act of bending low with my limbs close to the body D7 B7 Yeah I'm crouching to fridge, life is a bitch E Cuz I'm dry to the bone and I'm home all alone There's no one else for me to have a look around And guess what, there's only one thing that I found It's standing in the middle of the fridge Hello you, Mr. Yoghurt from three weeks ago I check your butt for the date and although Your smell is not too well I've got to eat you Cause you're the only thing in my house at this time F#7 And also the main reason for this last rhyme A7 E I've got the rhytm on my side [pre-chorus] F#7 A7 E Man I've got the rhythm on my side 3x [chorus] C#m7 F#7 D7 B7 E 2x [verse] But eating sour yoghurt doesn't mean my thirst is quenched And when I smell my fingers I get mellow of the stench From the potato chips I ate with my beer the night before When I wanted to play domino but had no stones no more So now's the time to kill the boredom, turn the tv on I grab a random movie and can almost sing-a-long Because the soundtrack of this movie, man it's way too loud I get distracted, cannot focus and erupt a mushroom cloud But this is not too fair for my favorite pair of shorts Which I managed to combine with that ugly shirt of yours But now I feel so sad, I have one good excuse F#7 To fall back on my secret recipe of fruity juice A7 E Of my secret fruity juice [pre-chorus] F#7 A7 E Fruity juices make me feel all right F#7 A7 E Fruity juices damn they taste so nice F#7 A7 E Fruity juices make me feel all right [chorus] C#m7 F#7 D7 B7 E 4x [outro] C#m7 F#7 D7 B7 C#m7 F#7 D7 B7